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The Capelli Compedium

by The Sharp Cutlery Disaster

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[Verse] Capelli, he's got a funky scent A smell that lingers wherever he went But despite the stench that fills the air I can't help but say, he's got his flair [Chorus] Oh Capelli, you're smelly, that's for sure But I suppose, you're not all that pure In your world, zero ain't a number, it seems But hey, Capelli, you're rockin' your dreams [Verse 2] Headbanging, moshing through the night Capelli's grungy presence taking flight He's got a peculiar way of thinking, it's true But with every riff he plays, he's breaking through
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[Verse] In the world of shadows A sly charmer lurks Capelli The Philosopher Whose power works With serpentine grace He twists and he turns Beware the Snakecharmer As his power burns [Verse 2] In the final three The battlefield is set Capelli emerges A demon silhouette His eyes piercing through Hypnotic and cold Snakecharmer's power A tale yet untold [Chorus] Snakecharmer Snakecharmer Tempter of the night With venomous words He'll take her bite Snakecharmer Snakecharmer A darkness rendered untamed In the final hour Forever unnamed
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[Verse] Hear the thunder Feel the rage Capelli's secrets start to engage Beneath the leather A hidden desire Kevin Lee's touch sets his soul on fire [Verse 2] Moshing hard with an iron fist Groin master's craving for a twist In the pit His moves so slick A secret love that makes him tick [Chorus] Groin master's secret desire Burning with a fiery fire Thrashing hard But in the dark Yearning for Kevin's brutal mark
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[Verse] In a world of numbers Where zero resides Capelli's confusion It won't subside He thinks it's nothing Just an empty space But oh Capelli You're such a hopeless case [Verse] With each countdown he tries He gets it wrong Zero My friend It's time you get strong But Capelli Oh Capelli His mind's gone astray He counts down in reverse The wrong damn way [Chorus] Oh Capelli Can't you see? Zero is a number It's plain as can be You keep making mistakes You're off by a mile But we'll keep counting With a laugh and a smile
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[Verse] Capelli was a joker A prankster through and through Every April Fools He had something new to do He'd tell his wife he's expectin' His tricks he'd never quit But this time 'round his antics Took an unexpected twist [Verse] He'd set up tricks and pranks And laugh with all his might Thinking he was clever Pulling stunts both day and night But one year on that April day His wife with shining eyes Said "Guess what My dear Capelli We're in for a surprise" [Chorus] Oh Capelli The prankster Got his taste of karma's fire He thought he was so funny But now he's walkin' on a wire His wife's sweet revenge A twist he never could foresee Now he's changing diapers and singing lullabies Oh how the tables turn You see

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releases May 9, 2024

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